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- Lisa: ...it's that of year again, girls—The Little Chickadee cookie sale! The Chickadee who sells the most cookies will win a trip to see "The Malibu Stacy Song and Dance Spectacular" at Krustyworld Amusement park! So let's sell some cookies!
- Homer: Ggllaagghghh!
- Marge: Hmmmm...
- Sherri/Terri: Bart Simpson!
- Sherri/Terri: You scared us!
- Bart: I see you Chickadees are having your annual cookie sale. What would you say if I told you I can guarantee you'll win that grand prize you covet so dearly?
- Sherri/Terri: How can you help us win, Bart?
- Sherri/Terri: And why would you want to?
- Bart: Let's just say I'll make you an offer you can't refuse!
- Janey: ...and why would I listen to anything you have to say, Bart?
- Bart: Because I can show you how to win the cookie sale contest. Buuuut, if you'd rather let someone else win...
- Janey: No! I'll do anything to see that Malibu Stacy Show!
- Bart: Let's talk turke.
- Lisa: But why can't you buy andy of my cookies, dad? I was counting on you!
- Homer: I'm Tapped Out, Lisa! I bought every last box of cookies from your Little Chcickadee friends!
- Bart: Tough luck the, Lis. I guess you should have worked a little harder.
- Sherri/Terri: Here's your math homework, Bart!
- Lisa: !
- Sherri/Terri: And I wrote history paper for you!
- Janey: Don't forget your science project!
