Ralph's Top 40

Ralph's Top 40 is a list over the top forty at Ralph from The Ralph Wiggum Book.

Top 40

1. Kitty litter.
2. Training pants.
3. The color burple.
4. My home mommy.
5. My school mommy, Ms. Hoover.
6. Getting smarterer and being the bestest.
7. Playing Viking music on my nose flute.
8. Tree sap.
9. Paste.
10. The funny thinkgs the leprechaun tells me to do.
11. Dry pajamas.
12. Whale eggs.
13. Putting stuff in my nose.
14. Finding stuff in my nose.
15. Taking stuff out of my nose.
16. Lisa Simpson.
17. Huggy people on cable TV.
18. Caterpillars, Princetipal Skinner, and my daddy.
19. Bovine Li.
20. Smell-O-Vision.
21. Learning new words, like "New" and "Word."
22. Sponges that taste like mommy's cooking.
23. The talking matchsticks.
24. Counting up to one.
25. My harido. It's special!
26. Books for dummies.
27. Toenails and jell-o.
28. Leftover car food.
29. Worms.
30. Getting de-wormed.
31. Re-worming.
32. Bus flimes.
33. Yummy thumbtacks.
34. Finding lumpy things in my mashed potatoes.
35. The smell of spit up milk on a summer's day.
36. Did i mention Lisa Simpson already?
37. Corn nut breah.
38. Spirochetes.
39. Aquarium gravel.
40. Wearing a bathrobe when i'm not even sick.