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Lisa's Adventures in Wordland/Quotes

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Ned the Mail Carrier: I thought I wrote down 'Bite the dog,' upon a yellow note, but when I read it back it said, 'Don't forget to row your boat.' Now have I lost my mind? And which is what I wrote?

The Thesaurus: I'm a Thesaurus! A genuine, authentic, veritable, walking, talking emporium of words, a living breathing compendium of expressions, a dining and dancing agglomeration of cliches!

The Man Who Swallowed a Dictionary: ...as I was saying before I so rudely interrupted myself, if bombastic, periphrastic grandiloquence be the music of life, then rattle on, I say, rattle on! Ah, to speechify! To expatiate! To babble at length. In extenso, ad nauseam, etcetera, etcetera...

Bob/Otto: Swap god for a janitor, rot in a jar of dog paws."