Homer vs. the Wallpaper/Quotes

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Bart: Whatcha doin', Homeslice?

Homer: Sport of kings, my boy. I'm hanging the wallpaper!

Bart: I thought mom gave you money to hire a professional.

Homer: Professionals! You know what professionals have gotten us?! The Titanic, the atom bomb, and sugar substitutes! Someone has to draw the line and that someone is me!

Bart: I'm guessing you took the money and spent it on beer.

Homer: That's neither here nor there.

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Homer: Now that we have that little unpleasantness out of the way, it's time to cut the wallpaper to size. Just even it up a little... Take a teensy bit off here... Hmm... Not quite even. Maybe a peensy bit off there... Okay, then a teensy more here, peensy more there... Still not right. Teensy more... Peensy more... Teense!... Peensy! YAAAARGH!!