Frumpy Beat U.S.A.

Frumpy Beat U.S.A.

Magazine Information Genre: Celebrity First appearance: "Bart's in Jail!"

Frumpy Beat U.S.A. is a celebrity magazine.

History

Grampa had fallen asleep whilst reading it.

Stories

Stories in the magazine include:

• William Demarest: "Acid Just Makes Me Angrier!
• John McGiver: How to Talk to Chicks
• How Alice Pearce Blew Her Mind!
• Greasy! Freaky! Insane! Frances Bavier
• Shirley Booth: "I Ain't Burnin' a Perfectly Good $3 Brassiere!"
• No Heavy Love Trip for Maudie Prickett & James Westerfield
• Joe Flynn Admits His Wild Hang-Ups!
• Reta Shaw's Groovy Foundation Undergarments
• A Sneak Peek at Edward Andrews' Wallet!

Behind the Laughter

Frumpy Beat U.S.A. is a fake magazine created by Cris Shapan. It is based on the real Freak Out, U.S.A. magazine.

Appearances

• Episode – "Bart's in Jail!"