Fortunate Son/Quotes
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- Homer: Hey, Marge If you dye your hair pink, it would look like cotton candy and always remind me of how sweet your are.
- Marge: I love you too, Homie. But I'd better not risk it.
- Homer: Look, Marge... the tunnel of Love! Remember when we--
- Marge: Homer! Not in front of the children!
- Homer: This is for you and your sisters, boy. Stay out of trouble and meet us back here in one hour.
- Bart: Hmm... 20 simoleons and one hour. How can we get the most fund out of this?
- Bart: Hey, Lisa... watch Maggie for a sec while I go see a man bout a hot dog.
- Lisa: Okay, but hurry up. Maybe we could take you to the fortune-teller... I'd love to know what my little sister will be when she grows up.
- José: Hey, pretty lady... guess your IQ?
- Bart: How 'bout it, Lis?
- Lisa: But I already know my IQ is 156.
- José: Are your sure? You look like a solid 110 to me.
- Lisa: No way, José! I'm Mensa-Certified, and smart as a whip.
- José: 112 tops.
- Lisa: Oh, yeah? Ask me a question!
- Fortune-Teller: I know what you did.
- Bart: Pretty cool, huh? Top of the world, ma'am!
- Fortune-Teller: Huh. For that I tell you fortune for free.
- Bart: No... don't--
- Fortune-Teller: You grow up to be insurance salesman.
