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Mrs. Krabappel: Okay, class, keep researching your South America projects. I'll be back in a few minutes.
[Her announcement elicits several replies of Yes, Mrs. Krabappel from the students, but Bart sits in silence. Mrs. Krabappel has almost left the room when she steps back in through the doorway.]
Mrs. Krabappel: [sharply] And that goes for you, too, Bart!
[Bart groans. Mrs. Krabappel leaves.]

Bart: South America is muy boring! How come I can't surf to any cool sites?
Martin: [at the computer next to Bart] The computers have parental locks that restrict our access to certain sites.
Bart: I'll bet you could get me to ... [He whispers some website names to Martin.]
Martin: I could indeed, but you're well aware that those are forbidden sites!
Bart: I'll give you my lunch! [holds the bag up]
Martin: [quickly] Done!

Martin: This is giving my computer skills a vigorous workout!
Bart: Less talk, more workout!
Martin: [still working, concentrating intently] Almost there ...
[Martin succeeds.]
Martin: [triumphant, cracking his knuckles] We're in!
Bart: All right, Brainiac!
[The other students' reactions are considerably different. They scream in disgust, cover their eyes, and turn away from the screen. Wendell looks like he's about to be sick. Bart, however, is uncaring, and sits down at the computer and laughs as an animation from the Itchy & Scratchy Official Homepage plays on the screen.]