Chillaxodol
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Chillaxodol is a medication for ADD.
History
When the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant cut child health care, Bart had to stop taking Focusyn and take Chillaxodol instead. The side effects of Chillaxodol were explained in a video on hypochondria.edu by Walther Hotenhoffer.
Side effects include headaches, painful spasms, dry mouth, whiskers, musical flatulence, involuntary Memphis juking, sudden relocation and "dolphining".