Chances Are
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"Chances Are"
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Song Information
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"Chances Are" is a song sung by Johnny Mathis.
History
When Groundskeeper Willie wanted to leave the school and return to Scotland, he reported to Skinner and told him he found a replacement. Johnny Mathis was then seen trimming the hedges while singing this song and later he used a flamethrower to kill gophers that dug holes in the ground.
Lyrics
- Chances are,
- I will give this hedge a trim
- And I will kill the gophers, too.
Behind the Laughter
The real song "Chances Are" has music by Robert Allen and lyrics by Al Stillman and was later popularized by Mathis.