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Chances Are

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"Chances Are"
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Song Information
Singers: Johnny Mathis
Characters: Johnny Mathis
Length: 0:10
Appearance(s): "Bull-E"

"Chances Are" is a song sung by Johnny Mathis.

History

When Groundskeeper Willie wanted to leave the school and return to Scotland, he reported to Skinner and told him he found a replacement. Johnny Mathis was then seen trimming the hedges while singing this song and later he used a flamethrower to kill gophers that dug holes in the ground.

Lyrics

Chances are,
I will give this hedge a trim
And I will kill the gophers, too.

Behind the Laughter

The real song "Chances Are" has music by Robert Allen and lyrics by Al Stillman and was later popularized by Mathis.

Appearances