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Cool Hand Bart/Quotes

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< Cool Hand Bart
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Bart: Well, I'll be Hornswoogled! It didn't come off. I guess he doesn't wear a toupee after all! That's two bucks I owe you Milhouse.

Prison sings: Them cold prison bars keep us apart but they ain't no colder than youre cheatin' heart.
Sideshow Bob: This is intolerable! What we have here is a failure to communicate with proper English! I can't bear this any longer!

Seymour Skinner: You can't escape me, Bart Simpson!
Bart: Aye carumba!
Seymour Skinner: There's no use running, you blasted young scofflaw!
Bart thinking: What's a scofflaw?

Nelson: Hey, wait a minute! This isn't the Fireworks Factory!
Seymour Skinner Very observant, Nelson! Yes, I'm afraid that promise of free M-80's was just a ruse to get you boys to come along quietly! You're here to participate in the toughest anti-delinquency program know to man! It's called "Scared Spitless!"
Nelson: But when do we get our free M-80's?

Snake: Any questions?
Nelson: Yeah. Where'd you get your tattoos?
Snake:I got this one for Christmas. I stole a spoon from the cafeteria and made ink from...
Clancy Wiggum: That's enough Snake...