Homer Beats the Heat/Quotes

Quotes

Lisa: Whew!

Homer: What's wrong, sweetie? Di you get chased by a scary mailman?

Lisa: What? No. It's just that it's so hot. I don't know how I'm going to get through another summer with all this global warming.

Homer: Well, don't you worry! I'm gonna let some stupid ball of fire in the sky or the post office ruin my daughet's summer! C'mon! I'm gonna show you how to be cool!

Lisa: Don't you mean keep cool?

Homer: Yeah, that.

Homer: There! Now that our living room is in the nuclear power plant, we'll have plenty of free air conditionin! Heh, heh, heh.

Lisa: Are you seriously considering living at the power plant for the summer?

Homer: Why not? It's the perfect plan.

Lisa: What about the rest of the rooms in the house? Where are we going to sleep? and have you forgotten about mom, Maggie and Bart?

Homer: Y'know Lisa, it's easy to criticzie, but it's so hard to come up with reasons I'm right.

Homer: Aw, c'mon, Lisa. sometimes I think you enjoy sweating in this hear! At least give me credit for trying.

Lisa: I do, but you've got to try sensible soultions.

Homer: I do!

Lisa: You do not! You're stealing the Flanders air conditioner right now, as I'm talking to you! Can'y you just buy an air conditioner?

Homer: Air conditioners on a working man's salery? Get real! Besides, why don't you get off your wallet for a change a buy one.

Lisa: But I'm only eight years old.

Homer: That's your answer for everything.

Homer: Come outside, sweetie! I made it cool!

Lisa: No, you didn't... you sprayed dozens of cans of fake snow on our house. I think you just single-handedly made global warming worse.

Homer: You're welcome, sweetie!