The Loading the Criminal Into the Cruiser Song

"The Loading the Criminal Into the Cruiser Song"

Song Information Characters: Clancy Wiggum Appearance(s): Chief Wiggum's Book of Crime and Punishment

"The Loading the Criminal Into the Cruiser Song" is a song at the Wiggum Sings' Em.

Lyrics

Pipe down, scumbag, get in back,

Or I will give you a whack.

You should not have stolen that car,

Wait for me while I'm in the bar..

Pipe down, scumbag, if you stay here.

I will bring you back a beer.

Behind the Laughter

• The song is a parody of "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star".

Appearances

• Book – Chief Wiggum's Book of Crime and Punishment