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• May 30th: Itchy & Scratchy are fighting and biting their way into The Simpsons: Tapped Out! Will Springfield survive the dysfunctional duo? Play and find out!

It’s glaze for days! Celebrate Homer’s favorite holiday – no, not you, Arbor Day – and get bonus Donuts with every purchase! Woo Hoo!

Want to scratch your tiny shampoo itch? Stay at Ms. Mouse’s Cartoon Motel. Hey, it’s just as real as anything else in Springfield…

Give a teen the gift of soul-crushing employment. Recruit the Squeaky Voiced Teen as your new park attendant & watch the spark drain from his eyes.

Get the redneck matriarch Maw Spuckler for FREE when you purchase a Truckload of Donuts. We promise that’s no slack-jawed jokel.

Which name is more common? BORT or BART? Sure, we could just look at the census data, but this is more fun. VOTE today!

Get the redneck matriarch Maw Spuckler for FREE when you purchase a Truckload of Donuts. We promise that’s no slack-jawed jokel.

FBI legend J. Edgar Hoover has come to town to investigate the “gay agenda.” Will he make arrests or put on a dress? Could be both!

Get something special, extra special, in the Pride Mystery Box - whether it’s a unicorn, a Two-nicorn, or just a new hangout spot.

Get the Roger Meyers Story today and honor a man who conned his way to the top. Remember: “Good artists borrow, great artists steal.” – Roger Meyers Sr.

Drop and give me 50 chuckles and 100 guffaws. Corporal Punishment is back in town and on a mission to make you laugh! Get this commando clown today!

Tina Ballerina pirouettes her way into Springfield and jetés all over Krusty’s heart! Get her today and find out what she pliés on.

Happy 4th of July! Celebrate America the American way with a patriotic Mystery Box filled with anything from Ex-Presidents to chain stores!

Find all about the new event in the Itchy & Scratchy Land page!