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...Bart Simpson Shall Do My Bidding! is a Bart Simpson story that appears in Bart Simpson #69.

Sideshow Bob is in prison and has been making a hypnotic flute, and with the instrument he is ready for his revenge. After Bart squirted Lisa with the fire extinguisher he gets a phone call. It turns out to be Sideshow Bob who starts playing on his hypnotic flute. Bart ends up in a trance and Bob asks him to "eat his shorts," which he does. Bob then asks Bart to play with the girls the next day at school, when the bell rings.

At the next school day Bart begins to play with the girls, and Bart becomes the laughingstock from his school friends. The next day, Bart gets a new phone call from Bob, and he asks him to play on the road at 5 PM. A few minutes before 5 PM, Bart remembers the call and must find a way to stop the traffic. He sees a truck full of honey and releases the honey to the street so the cars get stuck when they run into the street. It's now 5 PM and Bart starts playing on the road.