Fallen Flanders/Quotes
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- Rev. Lovejoy: Now now, Maude. Three weeks isn't that long for Ned to be missing, remember, the lord works in his own time!
- Clancy Wiggum: He's right. And experienced junior camper leader could live for weeks in these woods. There's a whole there and most of them aren't all that poisonous!
- Ned: Hi-diddly-ho fellow worshippers! Why all the tears and sniffles?
- Marge: He's alive!
- Rod: Daddy!
- Maude: Ned!!!!
- Bart: Don't be so sure, mom! He could be a flesh-eating zombie!
- Homer: D'oh! I knew it was too good to be true! Does this mean I don't get to keep his motor home?
- Marge: Homer, his family still owns that!
- Ned: Gee willikers, mi familia! If I knew id'd get this kind of welcome, I'd have gotten lost in the woods before!
- Todd: Oh, daddy! We missed you so much!
- Sound: Brriing!
- Bank cashier: Stop him! Help We've been robbed!
- Ned: Okilly-dokilly, everybody! This is a stick-up start singing Lil' Rabbit Foo Foo, and no one will get hurt! And I want the long version!
- Bart: [SIGH]... I can't believe my model of male machismo is eating a vegetarian Krusty midway meal!
- Rainer Wolfcastle: It's da only way to get da free toy!
- Lisa: Well Bart, what do you see?!
- Bart: Rainer ha a bald spot!
- Rainer Wolfcastle: I shaved it for a role they offered Connery!
- Bart: [GASP] Uh-oh! I think we're in trouble!
- Lisa: What is it, Bart?!
- Rainer Wolfcastle: Do you see Maria?
- Bart: My face is carved into the grass!! And not in a flattering way! But what does all this have to do with me?!
