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Marge: Wow, Homer! That's a lot of gifts. Your secret Santa will certainly be happy.
Homer: Heh, heh. He sure will, Marge. That's because i pulled my own name for secret Santa! I bought everything i wanted! It's a Christmas miracle!

Waylon Smithers: Attention, everyone. I hate to interrupt this holiday merriment, however... ...as part of Mr. Burns' recent plea deal for... er... crimes against humanity, we agreed to have a charity come in and solicit donations. The party will resume once the presentation is finished.
Lenny: Hmm??
Ned: Hi-diddly-holiday greetings, nuclear neighborinos!

Mr. Burns: Smithers is that blasted charity still blathering on about goodwill and brotherhood? Here I am, a captain of industry, forced to endure all this talk of giving! And on Christmas no less! That's big government for you! I say those communist really chap my hide!
Homer: Mr. Burns! It's me, Homer Simpson!
Mr. Burns: Hmmm. I don't recall anyone here by that name. What if i called you "John"? perhaps "Wayne"? Now look, John. Those people are being held hostage by charity give them back their liberty by taking bak that party!
Homer: Yes, sir!

Homer]: Hey, Marge! Looks like I rescued you!
Marge: No you didn't. Ned is the only decent peson here! I'm so embarrassed!

Homer]: Oh.... Marge is right. I'm sorry guys. Even though I just saved you all, I have been selfish. Here are the gifts that I bought for myself. I'd rather share them with you.
Lenny: Gee, thanks, Homer.
Charlie: This'll be great!