Moat Monty Moat Problems!/Quotes
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- Rafael: Okay, I think i see the problem!
- Marge: What is it?
- Rafael: You've been letting this guy drive the car!
- Homer: Hey!
- Bart: Ha!
- Gil: Hello, my good man! You'll be happy to hear I've got just what you need!
- Mr. Burns: You have a way to keep riffraff off my property?
- Gil: Heh, heh! Well, this place is like a castle. You could always build a boat! Now, let me tell you a about this electric back scratcher!
- Mr. Burns: A moat, eh? I like it! Tell me more!
- Gil: We did it! We ordered the smartest and most vicious crocodiles in all of Australia!
- Mr. Burns: Good that should keep the dregs of society away from my moat!
- Gil: Well, here's the thing...
- Mr. Burns: Is it a good thing?
- Gil: The crocodiles have decided they want to live in the mansion instead.
- Homer: Goodbye old friend!
- Marge: We'll miss you!
- Bart: You were one of the family!
- Lisa: I'll never forget you!
- Rafael: And this day just got weird.
- Bart: We're alive!
- Lisa: But how?
- Mr. Burns: I'll tell you how! You drove your flaming Hindenburg right into my moat!
- Waylon Smithers: On the bright side, sir, it did stop them from getting onto your property!
- Mr. Burns: You're right Smithers! I should thank that salesman! But it appears I'm a bit late. Oh dear, Phineas shouldn't have eaten him... he's on a strict macrobiotic diet!
