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- December 4: BREAKING NEWS! Rudolph is dead. So no more red light lighting up your night sky from now on, from his nose. And the North Pole has melted a bit prematurely than in reality thanks to global warming, so Santa's, for some reason, come to Springfield. With some elves with him, that after getting drunk on Christmas Eve are going to be fired out of a cannon. Putatively. But for now, they're busy at work, whipping Homer with their toe coils from their elf slippers. To try and make HIM work. Yeah, just get him to do something else on Santa's list. Explore the Christmas 2014 event now!
