Lisa's Lifelong List of Things to Do

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Lisa's Lifelong List of Things to Do is a list with things Lisa will do in her life in The Lisa Book.

List

• Be unappreciated in my own country, but beloved in France.
• Ride my bike clear across the Great Wall of China.
• Address a joint session of Congress.
• Have my own really cool, hip bachelorette apartment in Capital City.
• Win an Academy Award for Best Screenplay Based on Actual, Breathtaking Events in My Own Incredibly Fascinating Real Life.
• Teach my dad to walk upright.
• Perform the worlds' first Manx cat tail implant surgery.
• Invent a meatless hamburger that tastes as darn good as a Krusty Burger.
• Find a cure for the uncommon cold.
• Execute a pure glissando from second octave A upwards that causes people to weep at the sheer beauty of its sound.
• Slip the surly bonds of Earth and touch the face of God.
• Learn to ropes.
• Get the hang of things.
• See the big picture.
• Rap what i sow.
• Learn how to program av VCR before they become obsolete.
• Take up some really vile habit so that I might muster the true grit to give it up cold turkey.
• Read every book in the Springfield Public Library.
• Commit T.S. Eliot's "The Waste Land" to memory.
• Figure out what makes Bart Bart.
• Visualize word peace.
• Open the first veterinarian clinic on Mars.
• Have several torrid love affairs and die young, or maybe live to a ripe and feisty old age. (I haven't decided.)
• Climb Mount Everest, but slowly... slowly.
• Master the fine art of causal conversation.
• Learn the intricate dance steps of the Polonaise.
• Save the whales.
• Learn to dance the Hucklebuck.
• Play a sax solo at the Playboy Jazz Festival while protesting the fact that I'm there.