As the Table Turns/Quotes
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- Homer: ...and lord, please see to it that none of us choke to death on that which we are about the receive. Amen. Now lemme at those porke chops.
- Bart: Hey Homer, pass the gravy.
- Homer: Here you go, boy!
- Lisa: Pardon me dad, but whould you mind passing the creamed spinach?
- Bart: Why don't you pass it all the way to Capitol City?
- Homer: Bart!!! Here, Lisa!
- Lisa: Thanks, dad.
- Marge: If you whouldn't mind Homey, i'd like some of those potatoes.
- Homer: Here you are, dear!!!
- Marge: Thank you... I think.
- Bart:Hey Homer, let's not be stiny with those pork chops!
- Homer: Here! Take them! Take them all! They're all cold and schrivelled now anyway! Now what?
- Bart: Whoa, Lisa! Check out those veins on dad's forehead!
- Homer: D'oh!
- Text: The next day at the Springfield Mall...
- Homer: Ooooh!
- Text: That evning...
- Marge: Hmmmm, I'm not so sure about this, Homer. Do you think it's safe?
- Homer: Safe? Marge, who cares if it's safe? This little wonder of modern technol-ogy is going to let me have a hot meal for a change! From now on, when any of you want anything, you can spin this thing around and get it yourself.
- Bart: Cool!
- Lisa: Come to me, me little zucchini.
- Bart: I'll take some fo those brownies, man!
- Lisa: Bart, I was turning it! Let go!
- Bart: No way, man! I had it first!
- Lisa: You did not!
- Bart: Did!
- Lisa: Did not!
- Bart: Okay, you did... oops! I'd like to palce a take-out order, mom!
- Homer: Come back here you little...!
