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Bart's Rap Debut

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"Bart's Rap Debut"
Song Information
Singers: Hank Azaria
nancy Cartwright
Characters: Bart
Alcatraaaz
Appearance(s): "Pranksta Rap"

Bart's Rap Debut is a song by a Bart and Alcatraaaz.

Lyrics

Alcatraaaz:
Every miner forty-niner and stone cold conniver
Stakes a claim on my tongue to pan my saliva.
Make the hos drop they clothes like they Lady Godiva.
(He drops the mic, and Bart picks it up.)
Alcatraaaz:
Yo, cuz! Put down my mic "Less you know how yo use it
this is old-school not preschool, so don't Dr. Seuss it.
Bart:
Don't critque my technique.
I'm not geek.
I make the principal nervous.
My friends can confirm this.
I'll bust a spit was in your epidermis.
You can trace my remorse to its super-sized source,
A hungry, hungry hypoctie named Homer, of course.
My old man's pathetic, damn, is his head thick
The gas from his ass in cariongenic.
Every day I pray his DNA ain't genetic.

Appearances