User:Phinbart/Tapped Out progress/Krustyland-

Note: The rewards for some quests included in the previous account sub-section are included in this account sub-section.

Installing v.4.4.0 - 31/7/13

Updates 80 - 97 - 141.1MB

Caught up with DPC for 5 Donuts - Mystery Box

Marge: Bart drew magic marker tattoos on all of Lisa's Malibu Stacys.

Homer: Heh, heh, that's a good one.

Marge: Homer!

H: I mean, that's a good one to remember the next time we rat Bart out to his therapist.

M: It's summer and he's bored. We need to find him something to stimulate his mind and channel his energy.

H: I know the perfect place!

Mystery Box - Wooden Fences x5

Wolfcastle's Mansion is now $229000, All Night Gym - $141000

Quest: Kamp Bart Prologue - Make Bart Hang Out at the Retirement Castle with Grampa 0/1 - 12h

Completed the Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 8 - 100 $ and XP 10

Grampa: I heard you're going to spend the day here so I thought I'd show you my extensive button collection. This shiny one came off the uniform of a Nazi general.

Bart: That's a nickel.

Grampa: Wha? So it is. Well, that's the whole collection.

B: Now what'll we do?

G: I know! I'll show you my extensive button collection!

B: Ughn...

Rex Banner's "!":

RB: Hands where I can see them, Apu! I'm taking you in!

Lisa: Wait! That man is innocent! I've just found an old town law from 1803 which expressly permits "the sale and detonation of pyrotechnic devices for one month following June 4."

RB: What's so special about the Fourth of June?

L: June 4th was King George III of England's birthday. Springfield was the only town in the nation that voted 182 times to return to British rule. We've always been America's cowards.

RB: Well, if memory serves, there's one thing this town is still good for.

The Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 9 - Make Rex Banner Eat a Banana Kaboom 0/1 - 4h

Honest Abe Pt. 6 - 100$ and XP 10

Nerds 'R' Us - 50 $ and XP 5

The Old Man and the Sea PT. 5 - 100 $ and XP 10

Krusty's "!":

Krusty: Ugh. Can someone tell me why the same dogs run every race at our track? And why, given that, a TV clown would blow his entire fortune betting on said races?

Lisa: KrustY? You're broke?

K: No, broke means you have zero. I am millions in debt. If I was only broke, I'd be the richest jerk on earth.

Bart: Why don't you just re-open Krustyland and make your money back?

K: Krustyland is a mess. They never tell you how expensive the "maintenance" part of a theme park is. Or how when you don't pay "maintenance," and one ride topples onto another ride and careens into a crowded midway, it can also be expensive.

B: Then again, rebuilding Krustyland would be a great way to kill time, and keep people from focusing on more important tasks like work and school.

K: Anything I can do to harm America's productivity. Let's do it!

L: Isn't Krustyland way out of town? How will we get there?

K: Leave that to me! By which I mean, the Sky Finger. Get to it, chump!

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 1 - Place the Krustyland Shuttle 0/1 and Tap the Shuttle and go to Krustyland 0/1 - 100 $ :and XP 10

KS - $50000

BOUGHT SCRATCH-R TWICE - GAME CRASHED

PLACED BET ON RAISED BY WOLVES 99-1 - Drool Britannia won - 50 XP

PLACED KS

Notice: Tap on the Shuttle to Krustyland

Krusty's KS "!":

K: The old Krustyland is a dump. Where am I gonna find a schmuck fakakta enough to clean up this mess.

H: Ooh, Yiddish -- that often leads to Latkes.

K: Hey hey! Welcome to Krustyland! Step right up to our newest attraction: Grab That Girder Over There and Drag It, Then Every Other Girder, to Somewhere the Truck Can Get to Them More Easily!

H: Long name. Sounds fun!

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 2 - Make Homer Cleanup Krustyland 0/1 - 20 KTickets and XP 10

Homer's KS "!":

H: I gotta say, Krusty, the girder-dragginr die at Disneyland is better. And why reward me with these stupid tickets. A guy like me is used to getting paid in cold, hard pretend money.

K: Those are Krustyland Tickets! They're like money but more... fun! Hoo Hoo Ha Ha! Also, you're going to need those tickets to rebuild the Krustyland Entrance. So hand 'em over!

TK-estPOE Pt. 3 - Build the Krustyland Entrance 0/1 - 6s to build - 20 KT and XP 10

Krusty's KS "!":

K: The harder it is for people to find their way around a theme park, the less time they spend on its fragile, deadly rides. I need a boneheaded, twisting, counterintuitive layour for this place. Where's that guy from before?

H: Hi, Mr. The Klown -- I'm that guy from before. I want to once again lodge a complaint about being paid in your personal scrip instead of money.

K: And I look forward to that conversation. Right after you try our latest attraction: Build A Path!

TK-EPOE Pt. 4 - Place KL Paths 0/4 - 20 KT and XP 10

Homer's KS "!":

H: You know, this theme park is starting to feel a lot like work.

K: But, if I may finish that thought, it's all worth it when you get your payout of Krustyland Tickets.

H: Is that how that thought finishes? Well, I guess I can't tell my thoughts what to think. Okay, what's next?

K: Now comes the important stuff. The rides are just a way to bring customers -- or, as we call them in the industry, "Fat Dummies Deserving of What They Get" -- into the park.

H: I didn't know we had a nickname! Pretty sweet.

K: But it's the rigged, unwinnable midway games where you make the real dough.

TK-ePOE Pt. 5 - Place the Ring Toss Stall 0/1 - 35 KT - 20 KT and XP 10

K KS "!":

K: Okay, Homer, are you ready to run the Ring Toss stall?

H: Run it? But I want to play!

K: Don't waste your time... the rings aren't big enough to land on any of the prizes.

H: Looks easy enough. Just watch. *clink* Whoops. Okay, just one more *clink* One more. *clink* One more....

K: Ugh. Looks like I'm going to need someone else to run the stall.

Notice: Cletus and Sideshow Mel will now appear in Krustyland when they're not doing jobs in Springfield!

TK-EPOE Pt. 6 - Make Cletus Run the Ring Toss Stall 0/1 and Make Homer Play at the Ring Toss Game 0/3 - 12h; 4h - 20 KT and XP 10

Notice: Bart, Lisa and Kearney will now appear in Krustyland when they're not doing jobs in Springfield!

B: Krusty, you haven't rebuilt my favorite ride yet. Where's the infamous Death Drop? You didn't shut it down just because of one tiny little class action lawsuit filed by five thousand hospitalized children?

Lisa: Ugh. Maybe that one's better left unbuilt.

K: Actually, it was our safest ride.

TK-EPOE Pt. 7 - Build the Death Drop 0/1 - 300 KT