Nights of the Dinner Table/Quotes
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- Homer thinking: Okay, Marge may be mad I came home at 3 A.M. But she'll be so produd I aced both the Jefferson airplane and Jefferson starship categories at Moe's trivia night!
- Bart thinking: Time for a little midnight snack. I've got half a "farmer Krusty" in the fridge. Can't beat a beef, pork, egg, and chicken all-in-one burger
- Bart: But there's a problem we're both forgetting. Church is in six hours! Last time you and I feel asleep during one of reverend Lovejoy's sermons, mom gave us the cold shoulder for a week!
- Homer: Ohhh... if we go to sleep now, we'll be too tired to wake up in time!
- Bart: I know! We can pull an all-nighter! Let's just stay up and we can crash when church is over!
- Bart: [BLECCH] Adults actually like coffee? This stuff's cross!
- Homer: Yeah, as you get older, you lower your standards for joy.
- Sounds: [CRUNCH] [PSHEW]
- Bart: Did you hear that?
- Homer: Huh? Hear what?
- Bart: It sounded like a burglar!
- Homer: [GASP] A burglar?! I just bought the complete "Hee Haw" on blu-ray!
