List of Simpsons characters

• Seabreeze Boissey--main character, geeky teenager
• Kipper Stevens--Seabreeze's geeky friend
• Joan Trappist--Seabreeze's goth girl friend
• Chuck Boissey--Seabreeze's bald father
• Summerwind Boissey--Seabreeze's hippie (earth) mother
• Mr. Cornu Sinistrum--Politically correct teacher
• Principal Maynor--School principal
• Fred Strapps--Popular jock
• Tommy Johanssenson--Scottish neighbor
• Anne Lu Johanssenson--sexy wife
• Mr. Ewes--Gay teacher
• Craig Dargis--Chuck's boozing friend
• Abby Dargis--sexy wife
• Jeffrey Dargis--Smoking classmate of Seabreeze
• Jerry Silas--Extremely scrawny neighbor
• Mona Silas--sexy wife
• Ben and Steve Silas--Homosexual twin sons
• Mr. Denny--Politically incorrect teacher
• Mindy--Cheerleader
• Cassandra--Cheerleader
• Harry Trappist--Elite father of Joan
• Grampa Pete Boissey--Seabreeze's gampa
• Dick Tishomingo--White-trash neighbor
• Beatrice Tishomingo--sexy wife
• Stan Tishomingo--mongoloid son
• Mr. Biter--Psychotic teacher
• Steven Wendell--Obese neighbor
• Miranda Wendell--unsexy wife
• Nathaniel Grey--News anchor
• Cary Grey--sexy wife
• Nate Grey Jr.--Junior hippie son