Milhouse's Best Day/Quotes

Quotes

[Bart is on Milhouse's bed reading his diary. Milhouse's diary entry reads "Dear Diary, Today is my birthday. Just once I wish I could spend it being cool..." Milhouse is in the bathroom.]

Milhouse: Bart, what are YOU doing here?

Bart: Nothing.

[Bart runs out of the room.]

Bart: See you at school! Don't be late!

Milhouse: Aww... Bart didn't wish me a happy birthday.

[Outside the Van Houten House, Milhouse is walking down the sidewalk with his backpack on his back while Luann is at the door.]

Luann: Happy "Let Your Kid Walk Himself To School Day," honey!

Milhouse: [sigh]

[Outside Springfield Elementary, Dolph and Nelson are clenching their fists. They are both looking at Milhouse.]

Milhouse: Here we go again. I'm ready for my lunch money mugging. Just let me take off my glasses.

[Milhouse takes his glasses off and puts them in him glasses case.]

Dolph: We don't want your crummy money.

Milhouse: Really?

Nelson: Yeah. Scram!

[Milhouse runs into school.]

Milhouse: It's a birthday miracle! I can eat lunch for the first time in years!

[Bart holds up dollar bills to Dolph and Milhouse]

Nelson: Haw Haw! Bribes!

[In the hallway, Milhouse is walking past Lisa.]

Lisa: My, you're looking HANDSOME today, Mihouse!

Milhouse: Wow! Thanks! I think it's because I skipped my daily beating!

[Milhouse leaps down the hallway.]

Milhouse: Gosh! It's shaping up to be a Milhouse kind of morning.

[Bart is giving Lisa a Malibu Stacy doll.]

Bart: Here you go, Lis...a limited edition Malibu Stacy World Leader doll.

Lisa: I shouldn't accept. But she's so beautiful...and POWERFUL.

[After school, Milhouse is on the skateboard ramp wearing his helmet and with his skateboard.]

Milhouse: Today I can do ANYTHING! Even a 900 tail grab.

[Milhouse skates down the ramp put falls off it mid-air.]

Milhouse: Aaaaaah!

[Milhouse falls to the ground. The students clap]

Milhouse: [drowsily] Ohhhh... Wha...? Did I do it?

[Bart is giving money to other kids.]

Milhouse: Bart, what are you doing?

Bart: Nothing.

"Can We Go Now?" kid: Can we go now?

Bart: I just wanted you to have your perfect day.

Milhouse: So you BRIBED everyone?!?

Bart: I guess.

Milhouse: [tearing up] That's the NICEST thing anyone's ever done for me!

Bart: Happy Birthday?

Milhouse: The best one ever!