Anyone Else

Anyone Else is a song sung by Bart and Lisa.

Lyrics

Lisa:

Hey, what are you hiding

Under that funny hair?

I know the lights are on,

But there's nobody there.

I need a new life.

I need a new next of kin.

So, I've got news for you.

Brother, I'm trading you in...

Lisa and Back-Up Singers:

For anyone else in the world I'd rather have than you.

Anyone else in the whole wide world would do.

Lisa:

Somebody who'd be a friend in me,

Somebody who would care about me.

Lisa and Back-Up Singers:

Anyone else in the whole wide world would do.

(Bart whistles to get Lisa's attention)

Bart:

Hey, Little Miss Perfect,

Who made you the queen?

Who said it was cool

To be so squeaky clean?

Aw, man.

I need a playmate,

Someone who knows how to have some fun.

So I've got news for you,

Sister, your time has come.

Your time has come!

Bart and Back-Up Singers:

Anyone else in the world I'd rather have than you.

Anyone else in the whole wide world would do.

Bart:

Somebody who's got a radical mind,

Over the edge and way out of line.

Bart and Back-Up Singers:

Anyone else in the whole wide world would do.

Lisa:

Gonna trade you in.

Hmmmmmm, yeah.

I'm gonna trade you in.

You know you're too much to take,

You're completely deranged.

I'd sell you for a dime

And give nine cents change.

Bart:

I wouldn't take any money.

That's a losing bet.

I'd trade you in

For anyone I could get.

Lisa:

Anything I could get!

Bart:

Anytime I could get it!

Lisa:

Anywhere I could get it!

Bart, Lisa and Back-Up Singers:

Anyone else in the world I'd rather have than you.

Anyone else in the whole wide world would do.

Bart:

Somebody who'd be a friend in me.

Lisa:

Somebody who would care about me!

Bart, Lisa and Back-Up Singers:

Anyone else in the whole wide world...

Anyone else in the world I'd rather have than you.

Anyone else in the whole wide world would do.

Bart:

Somebody who'd be a friend in me.

Lisa:

Somebody who would care about me!

Bart, Lisa and Back-Up Singers:

Anyone else in the whole wide world...

Anyone else in the world I'd rather have than you.

(song fades)

Behind the Laughter

It is only on the album The Yellow Album, not any episode. It was written by Lisa Angelle and John Boylan.