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The Mansion Family/Quotes

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Kent Brockman: Hi, I'm Kent Brockman

(polite applause)

Britney Spears: And I'm teen sensation, Britney spears

(loud applause)

Kent Brockman: And I'm Kent Brockman

(no applause)

Kent Brockman(gesturing to Britney Spears) : With Britney Spears!

(wild applause)


Doctor: You are the sickest man in the United States. You have everything.
Mr. Burns: You mean I have pneumonia?
Doctor: Yes.
Mr. Burns: Juvenile diabetes?
Doctor: Yes.
Mr. Burns: Hysterical pregnancy?
Doctor: Uh . . . a little bit, yes.

Pirate Captain: Set a course for hidden pirate island, AKA Hong Kong!

Homer: Are you friendly pirates?
Pirate Captain: Uhh, not really, no.

Pirate: Looks like another homosexual party boat. They always have such nice things!

Lisa: Ah, it's good to be home.
Homer: I don't know; after living like a billionaire, this place is kind of a dump.
Bart: Nah, it's not so bad. Here, we can spit on the floor. (spits on the floor)

It turns out he can't as Marge says "Bart! Don't do that!"

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