Grift of the Magi/Quotes

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Ralph: Hello, I'm Dr. Stupid! I'm going to take out your liver bones. Oops, you're dead!

Mr. Burns: I never liked that Dr. Stupid.

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(Lisa writes "I will not do math in class" on the blackboard as a punishment)

Bart: Lisa in trouble? The ironing is delicious.

Lisa: The word is irony!

Bart: Huh?

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Lisa: Don't you think there's something weird going on here? We spent all day selecting fabric swatches, and then our guest speaker was Phil from Marketing.

Bart: All's I know is I'm getting straight A's, and that ain't not bad.

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Bart: You know what our homework assignment is? Find a toy and bring it to class.

Marge: Gee, that sounds like fun!

Bart: Yeah, but I'm still not gonna do it.

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Marge: What about Mr. Burns? Maybe he could help.

Homer: Forget it! He releases the hounds on every charity that comes to the door. Feed The Children, Save The Whales, even Release The Hounds.

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Lisa: Instead of giving us an education, they used us to design a toy! Aren't you outraged?

Bart: Not really, but if you're gonna throw a spaz, I'll come with.