Homer vs. Dignity/Quotes
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- Homer: Hello, Hello. Baby made a boom boom.
- Posh Lady: Oh, my heavens.
- Comic Book Guy: Ninety-eight. Ninety-nine. One hundred.
- Mr. Burns: Look at him, eating candy like a Dutchman. OK, Simpson, you are on.
- (Homer enters the Android's Dungeon)
- Homer: I will take a copy of Spider-Man #1, please.
- Comic Book Guy{sarcastically}: Um hmm. Do you have $20,000?
- (Homer unhinges a briefcase full of cash.)
- Homer: Right here.
- Comic Book Guy{serious}: Oh, very good sir!
- (Comic Book Guy enters a security code which releases rare comic book from his vault.)
- Comic Book Guy: So tell me, shall I secure it in paper or polysterene?
- Homer: No need, I will eat it right here!
- (Homer starts wolfing down pages of rare comic right at the counter to Comic Book Guy's dismay.)
