


Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming/Quotes
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- Intercom buzzes.
- Sergeant: Who is this?
- Sideshow Bob{impersonating Colonel Hapablap}: Son, this is Colonel Hapablap! You are to get out of here now!
- Sergeant: Colonel, I am under strict orders to guard this room!
- Sideshow Bob{impersonating Colonel Hapablap}: You listen to me, if you do not leave I will tear you up like a...
- Sideshow Bob breaks character and speaks in his natural voice.
- Sideshow Bob: ...Kleenex at a snot party!
- Sergeant is fooled into vacating his post and runs off.
- Sideshow Bob{talking to himself}: Ewww!