Lisa's Substitute/Quotes

Quotes

Miss Hoover: He didn't touch my lesson plan. What did he teach you?

Lisa: That life is worth living.

Miss Hoover: You see, class, my Lyme Disease turned out to be (Spells on blackboard) psychosomatic.

Ralph: Does that mean you're crazy?

Janey: No, that means she was faking it.

Miss Hoover: No, actually, it was a little of both.

(Bart shows the whole classroom the tape for his project called, "How Kittens Are Born: The Ugly Truth")

Bart: …and here comes Snowball II. This is the one we kept.

All: EWW!!

Bart: We were gonna keep the gray one, but the mother ate her.

All: EWWWWW!!

Martin: Mrs. Krabappel, he's traumatizing the children!

Mrs. Krabappel: As usual, I agree with you, Martin. Bart, shut that off and take your seat immediately!

Bart: Oh, look! This is really cool. When I hit reverse, I can make 'em go back in.

(The whole classroom screams)

Homer: Lisa, don't hold anything back, you can tell me. Are you crying 'cause you called daddy a baboon?

Lisa: No!

Homer: Nuts.

Lisa: You, sir, are a baboon!

Homer: (gasp) Me?

Lisa: Yes, you! Baboon! Baboon! Baboon! Baboon!

Homer: I don't think you realize what you're saying…

Lisa: BABOON!