Bart vs. Thanksgiving/Quotes
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- Homer: Hello, operator! Give me the number for 911!
- Homer: Alright Bart, that's it! Go to your room! Now!
- Bart: Okay, I'll take some white meat and some stuffing to go and send in the pumpkin pie in about twenty minutes.
- Homer: I said now!
- Bart: Mom do I have too?
- Marge: Yes you do! I hope your happy Bart! You ruined Thanksgiving!
- Bart: Alright! Twelve bucks and free grub to boot! Viva skid row!
- Bart: I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!
- Marge: Now we can blame him for everything!
- Homer: It's your fault I'm bald.
- Abe: It's your fault I'm old.
- Maggie: It's your fault I can't talk!
- Uncle Sam: It's your fault America has lost its way!
- Everyone: It's all your fault! It's all your fault! It's all your fault!
- Kent Brockman: Oh we have lots of names for these people. Bums, deadbeats, losers, scums of the earth, we'd like to sweep these people into the gutter, or if already in the gutter, to some other out of the way place. Oh we have our reasons. They're depressing, their ragged clothes, they're crazy, they smell bad. So every year on one conscience salving day, we toss these people a bone. A turkey bone. And that's supposed to make it all better.
