The Blunder Years/Quotes
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- Mr. Burns: What are you people doing in my corpse hatch?!
- Chief Wiggum: Mr Burns, you're under arrest for murder!
- Mr. Burns: Oh, did I say "corpse hatch?" I meant "innocence tube!"
- Homer: Wait a minute! I remember falling in the mud, but I don't think that's why I've been screaming.
- Moe: Fine, crap all over my theory.
- Young Moe: Ah, look at all them stars. Bunch of lazy lights, don't do nothing for nobody.
- Marge: Well, is anything coming back to you?
- Homer: There have been so many classic Simpsons moments. I remember the time I tried to jump Springfield Gorge
(Cut to flashback)
- Homer: I'm gonna make it!
(Cut back)
- Lisa: No, dad! Everyone's sick of that memory!
(Lenny and Carl bring Homer home.)
- Carl: Sorry, Mrs. S. He was kind of disruptin' things at work.
- Lenny: Yeah! He ruined nap time and quiet time!
- Marge: I guess it was a pretty funny prank. I like the ones where nothing catches on fire.
- Homer: Yeah. Nothing gets hurt, except feelings.
- Lisa: I came as home as fast as I could! What's going on?
- Marge: Watch what happens when I spill this blue liquid.
(She cleans it with the paper towel.)
- Lisa: You pulled me out of school for this?
