The Great Money Caper/Quotes

Quotes

Homer: Lies got us into this mess, Son. From now on, it's honesty all the way.

(at Home)

Marge: You were carjacked … in the church parking lot?!

Homer: Absolutely. We had stopped in for a quick prayer, when -- Bart, would you call him a crazy man?

Bart: Definitely … well, crazy about carjacking.

Lisa: What did he look like?

Homer: Um … let's see … he was … foreign … and he had…

Bart: Wild, bushy hair -- like an animal!

Lisa: Anything else?

Homer: Well, he seemed like a loner -- kept to himself, mostly.

Bart: And, he said if we went to the cops, he'd come back for Maggie.

Marge: (gasps) Oh, dear! We don't want that!

Homer: Any who, the whole nightmare has really made us sleepy. Let's hit the hay.

Bart: Why are we still grifting? The car's paid for; doesn't that balance out the universe?

Homer: In a way, but I also remembered some other stuff, like my bike that was stolen in third grade. Plus the baldness.

Bart: Okay, I'm sold.

Lisa: I don't know, Mom, I think they're up to something.

Marge: Sure looks that way, but at least Bart and Homer are spending quality time together.

Lisa: It that a Long Island iced tea?

Marge: Oh, this? Hmm, I think it is! (Drinks it) You're a pretty girl. (Pats Lisa's face)