Insane Clown Poppy/Quotes

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(The Squealer gets beaten up for being a squealer)

Mob Boy: Had enough, squealer?

Squealer: Did you know Fat Tony's real first name is Marion?

Mob Man: You just don't learn, do you?

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Mob Boss: Now some unpleasant news. I have learned that someone in this room is a squealer.

Mob Man: We've narrowed it down to either Tightlips or The Squealer.

Squealer: Okay, it's me! I can't help it! I just like squealing! It makes me feel big!

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(The clown describes his meeting with the girl's mother)

Clown: Maybe it was the anthrax in the air. Maybe it was the fact that Arab women weren't biting. Whatever it was, it was magic!

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Girl's Mother: I'm supposed to assassinate Saddam Hussein!

Clown: You can't kill Saddam! He's half my act!

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Clown: I think I just seltzered myself!

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(The boy gets an autograph from the clown)

Boy: "K the C"?

Clown: Hey, this pen's gotta last me all day!

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(During an awkward silence.)

Dad: (singing) Owimo-weh Owimo-weh Owimo-weh.

Mob Boss: Don't do that.