Make Room for Lisa/Quotes

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Hippie Lady: But the I Ching said I had six months till bankruptcy.

Repo Man: Hey, channel somebody who gives a damn!

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(Marge is listening in)

Moe: Lenny, how are you doing? This is Moe. I've got some class three gossip here.

Lenny: Well, dish!

Moe: Groundskeeper Willie … you know, the guy in the skirt bought himself a mail-order bride. But he's too cheap to pay the C. O. D., right? So she's still in a crate down at the post office. Wanna go look-see?

Marge: Ooh, this sounds juicy.

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Hibbert: Lisa, I'm afraid your tummy ache may be caused by stress.

Homer: Well, that's a relief.

Hibbert: Heh, yeah. Anyway, when it comes to stress, I believe laughter is the best medicine. You know, before I learned to chuckle mindlessly, I was headed for an early grave myself.

(chuckles)

Homer: Give it a try, honey.

(Lisa tries to chuckle)

Hibbert: Oh, now you call that chuckling? Come on, child, force it.

Lisa: I'm really not the chuckling type.

Homer: It's true. I'm always making clever noises, and she never chuckles at 'em.