Sunday, Cruddy Sunday/Quotes

Quotes

Wally: "Well, we sure put together a heck of a trip, Homer. Ever thought about being a travel agent?"

Homer: "Wally, I'd be lying if I said I hadn't."

Wally:" 'Cause you can really "go" places in the travel business. Huh? (Laughs) Feel free to use that one."

Homer:" What one?"

Bart: (sees Homer with the Super Bowl trophy) Dad, that doesn't belong to you.

Homer: But this might be my last chance to win one.

Reporter #1: "How does it feel?"

Reporter #2: "Was it a team effort?"

Reporter #3: "Did you ever stop believing?"

Reporter #4: "Does this suit make me look fat?"

Wally: "Oh, how could I fall for fake tickets? Gee, the fellas are gonna be crestfallen."

Homer: "Yes, if by "crestfallen" you mean "kill us!" Listen, let me talk to them, maybe I can smooth this over….. My friends…"

Krusty: "They don't have the tickets!"

Moe: "Kill 'em!"