Treehouse of Horror VIII/Quotes
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< Treehouse of Horror VIII
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(Marge and the kids shoot some mutants.)
- Marge: Friends with mutants, right!
- Homer: Now, that's the Marge I married. Now, who wants to go steal some Ferraris?!
- Bart & Lisa: Ooh me! I do! I do!
- Ned: We can all work together to build a Utopian society, free of violence, hate, and prejudice!
- Marge: That sounds beautiful, Ned. And let me just say my family and I share your vision for a better- NOW!
(Marge and the kids pull out their shotguns and shoot the mutants, leaving them in a pile.)
- Homer: Marge, kids, you're alive!
- Lisa: All the layers of lead paint in this house made the perfect bomb shelter!
- Bart:Well I'll be a son of a witch!
- Witch Marge: Yes, I'm the one who made your sheep give sour milk and your sweaters all itchly!
- Farmer Lenny:Your the one that ruined my ternips!
- Witch Marge: No, that was gophers.
- Witchhunter Wiggem: But I thought we burned all the gophers!
- Witch Marge: Not all of them!
- (Turns Wiggem into a giant gopher)