Homer vs. Dignity/Quotes
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Homer: Hello, Hello. Baby made a boom boom.
Posh Lady: Oh, my heavens.
- Jeff Albertson: Ninety-eight. Ninety-nine. One hundred.
- Mr. Burns: Look at him, eating candy like a Dutchman. OK Simpson, you are on.
- Homer enters the Android's Dungeon
- Homer: I will take a copy of Spider-Man #1, please.
- Jeff Albertson{sarcastically}: Um hmm. Do you have $20,000?
- Homer unhinges a briefcase full of cash.
- Homer: Right here.
- Jeff Albertson{serious}: Oh, very good sir!
- Jeff Albertson enters a security code which releases rare comic book from his vault.
- Jeff Albertson: So tell me, shall I secure it in paper or polysterene?
- Homer: No need, I will eat it right here!
- Homer starts wolfing down pages of rare comic right at the counter to Jeff Albertson's dismay.
