| The Whack is Back
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Whack is Back is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Whacking Day 2016 content update.
Dialogue[edit]
| After starting the update
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...Whack...
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...ing...
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...day...
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Whack...ing...Day...
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Whacking Day!
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Whacking-Day-Whacking-Day-Whacking-Day!!!
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LISA!!!! Do you know what day is almost here?! I'll give you a hint: it involves whacking, and it's a day.
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Jeez, let me guess...
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Can we just skip our beloved family snake-bludgeoning festival this year? Look around! It's Western times!
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Let's just focus on the current theme! Can't we lay off the animals, and just focus on gunning down our fellow human beings?
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Not this year, Lisa! You tricked me out of Whacking Day for the last two years in a row.
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Besides, I'm tired of battling humans in the streets. Humans are smart! Cold-brained reptiles are much easier to hunt!
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Fine. But no snake-whacking! We're going to do this thing my way!
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| Task: "Pat 5 Snakes to Sleep".
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Stock up on traditional Whacking Day goodies before it's too late!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Lisa, if we just PAT the snakes, they'll lose respect for us. And respect for humans is probably very important in snake culture. Can't I whack just one?
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Can you just smack them around a little? That might not be too bad.
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Well, it's not as good as murder. Any idiot could see that. But I suppose it's better than just leaving the snakes alone. Which would be AWFUL.
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| Task: "Slap 5 Snakes Down".
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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Dad, the snakes look miserable. Can't we just leave them alone?
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If you take getting whacked away from the snakes, they've got nothing. Everything you're saying is incredibly selfish and inhumane.
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Ugh, fine, I'll stop. And I was just about to double whack a big one!
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HHis head's a little bumpy, but we'll just put a hat on him and he's good as new!
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| Quest reward: Western Snake
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