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Whacking Day Hymn

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Whacking Day Hymn is a "hymn" paying tribute to Whacking Day from the episode of the same name. It is set to the tune of the popular Christmas carol, "O Tannenbaum".

Lyrics

Children:
Oh, Whacking Day, Oh, Whacking Day,
Our hallowed snakes go cracking-Day.
Soloist:
We'll break their backs,
Gouge out their eyes,
Their evil hearts
We'll pulvarize.
Children:
Oh, Whacking Day, Oh, Whacking Day,
May God bestow His Grace on thee.