Topless Nudes

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Topless Nudes

Location Information District: 433rd Street Town: Capital City Use: Strip club Employees: Former: Seymour Skinner First appearance: "The Principal and the Pauper"

Topless Nudes is a strip club located in the 433rd Street neighborhood of Capital City.

History

After the truth about Seymour Skinner's background was revealed, he briefly worked at Topless Nudes. His job was to advertise the club by standing outside wearing a sandwich board and calling out to passersby to try to get them to come in (in effect, acting as a barker). It is doubtful that Skinner was successful in the job, as instead of energetically calling out his patter as one might expect of a barker, he simply read his lines from a sheet of paper in his typical dry and bland style.

Skinner quit working at Topless Nudes after a group of Springfieldians (among them his mother) convinced him to return to Springfield Elementary School and be the principal again.

Appearances

• Episode – "The Principal and the Pauper"

Strip clubs

Adam & Adam • Atheist Strip Club • Champagne Explosion • Classy Girls Strip Club • Club Mud • Clubbb Sinnn • Florence of Arabia • Foxy Boxing • Girlesque • Girls, Girls, Girls • Girls! Girls! Girls! • Gyrationz • The Honk Honk Club • The Horny Toad • Juicy Wang • Krystal Spice • Mud City • Not Hookers • Nude Elegance • Nudes at Eleven • Peelers • Pole Cats • Saddy's • Sapphire Lounge • Silicon Alley Strip Club • Taragon Ocelot • Topless Nudes • Wet 'N' Girls

Capital City

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