| A Colony For Ants
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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A Colony For Ants is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in "The Marge-ian Chronicles" episode tie-in content update. It requires the Mars Colony to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After obtaining the Mars Colony
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It is with great excitement and a profound sense of honoring my calendar that I attend the opening of this... thing.
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It's a model of Exploration, Incorporated's Mars habitat! In every detail, it's just like the real thing!
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People are going to be living in THAT? The kitchen doesn't even have an island! My gods, there's no home theater!
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It's no McMansion, that's for sure. But it's got everything our intrepid pioneers will need as they colonize a new world!
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I'm pretty sure even pioneers need a hot tub. Where the hell are they supposed to soak away their cares? Answer me that, geniuses.
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Luxurious, it's not. I will grant you that. But the spirit of adventure will--
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Let's call it what it is -- a dump! There's zero flow, the ceilings can't be more than seven feet, and I see no molding, crown or otherwise.
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If that's the future, count me out!
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| Task: "Make Homer Mock Mars". The job takes place at the Mars Colony and takes 6 seconds.
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I mean how can you live on Mars, if you can't even fit in the hab?
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You could probably fit a puppy in there, though. Like a cute, little future science-y playpen.
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I mean... what a sham.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After completing Pt. 1
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We need to "sexy" up this hab model. The modern, fatso astronaut just isn't impressed by yesterday's design compromises.
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We should emphasize our Mars mission's greatest strength -- partnership with some of America's most exciting brands!
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We're talking Mega-Charge Batteries, Draft-Pigs-dot-com, even Fig Glutens! How's THAT for sexy?
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We'll sell ad space in the hab, then use the money to add all kinds of ludicrous, over-the-top luxury features.
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I love it. I am SLIGHTLY worried that making this colony a complete fiction will lessen its ability to accurately depict life on Mars.
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It's a fine line, but I'm confident we can walk it.
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I am, too. I just wanted to hear you say it. Okay, let's start digging a hole for the Olympic-sized swimming pool.
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Task: "Upgrade the Mars Colony".
Task: "Make Homer Mock But Secretly Love Mars". The job takes place at the Mars Colony and takes 3 hours.
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Keep signing corporate sponsors and watch the Mars Colony blossom into a fully commercialized "educational" exhibit!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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