The Front/Quotes
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- Homer's Brain: OK Homer, it is time to admit to Marge your darkest secret!
- Homer: Marge, I have a confession to make. I ate the fancy soaps you bought that you were going to give as a wedding present!
- Marge gasps
- Homer's Brain: Not that one! The other deep, dark secret!
- Homer: Actually Marge, I never graduated from high school! I got an incomplete in Remedial Science 1A and failed to acquire the necessary credits for my diploma.
- Marge: That still does not explain why you ate the soaps...actually, maybe it does.
- Grampa: (writing a letter') Dear Mr. President, there are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot.
- Female Choir: Hens love Roosters, Geese love Ganders Everyone else loves Ned Flanders!
- Homer: Not me!
- Female Choir: Ned Flanders
- Ned: Well boy's are you ready for church?
- Todd: We're not going to church today!
- Ned: And why-diddly not?!
- Rod: It's Saturday!
- 'Female Choir:' Every one loves Ned Flanders!
