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The Front/Quotes

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Homer's Brain: OK Homer, it is time to admit to Marge your darkest secret!
Homer: Marge, I have a confession to make. I ate the fancy soaps you bought that you were going to give as a wedding present!
Marge gasps
Homer's Brain: Not that one! The other deep, dark secret!
Homer: Actually Marge, I never graduated from high school! I got an incomplete in Remedial Science 1A and failed to acquire the necessary credits for my diploma.
Marge: That still does not explain why you ate the soaps...actually, maybe it does.
Grampa: (writing a letter') Dear Mr. President, there are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot.
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