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[Discussing Bart's expulsion from school ...]

Marge: "What could have led Bart to this?"

Homer: "It is difficult to explain. I believe deep inside of all of us there is an evil personification of ourselves as well as a good personifcation, and the two are locked in a never-ending fight."

[Cut to Homer's mind. Homer's evil image, wearing a devil costume, is seen shaking maracas and dancing on a grave marked 'R.I.P. GOOD HOMER.']

Evil Homer: [singing conga-style] "I am evil Homer! I am evil Homer!"

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Kent Brockman: "But first, a look at the local holiday that was called distasteful and puerile by a panel of hillbillies, Whacking Day! In a tradition that dates back to founding father Jebediah Springfield, every May 10th local residents gathered to drive snakes into the center of town and whack them to snake heaven. [footage plays] After exposing Alger Hiss, Honorary Grand Marshall Richard Nixon goes after another deadly hiss."

[Nixon accidentally repeatedly strikes a person holding a snake down for him.]

Nixon: "Is Whacking Day over? [everyone boos] "Thank you. Thanks for coming out."