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On discussing Bart's expulsion

Marge: What could have led Bart to this?

Homer: It is difficult to explain. I believe deep inside of all of us there is an evil personification of ourselves as well as a good personifcation, and the two are locked in a never ending fight.

Cut to Homer's mind. Homer's evil image, wearing a devil costume, is seen shaking maracas and dancing by a grave

Grave: R.I.P. GOOD HOMER

Evil Homer (sings): "I am evil Homer! I am evil Homer!"

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Kent Brockman: But first, a look at the local holiday that was called distasteful and puerile by a panel of hillbillies, "Whacking Day"! In a tradition that dates back to founding father Jebediah Springfield, every May 10th local residents gathered to drive snakes into the center of town and whack them to snake heaven. [footage plays] After exposing Alger Hiss Honorary Grand Marshall Richard Nixon goes after another deadly hiss. [he accidentally repeatedly strikes person holding a snake down for him]

Nixon: Is Whacking Day over? [everyone boos] Thank you. Thanks for coming out.