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Homer's Triple Bypass/Quotes

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Phone rings when Marge is clipping coupons with her sisters
Marge: Hello? Oh my Lord!
Marge hangs up phone and grabs her car keys
Marge: I need to get to the hospital, my husband just had a heart attack!
Marge rushes out the Simpsons residence
Patty: Oh my God.
Selma: What?
Patty: 5 cents off wax paper!
Selma slaps herself in shock, completely uncaring about Homer's plight or Marge's distress
Marge is in waiting room anxiously praying for Homer. Patty and Selma enter with a greasy ladies man
Patty: Marge, say hello to Andre!
Marge{enraged}: My husband is not dead yet! GET OUT!
Patty{curt}: Oh sorry, hope he recovers.
Selma: I do too.
Andre: I do not.
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