Homer the Vigilante/Quotes
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- Flanders: "Welcome, neighbors. Since the police can't seem to get off their dufferoonies to do something about this burglarino, I think it's time we started our own neighborhood watch... eroony!"
- Homer: (approaching a man playing a sax) "Hey, buddy. Where'd you get that saxophone?"
- Man: "Sears."
- Homer: "Get him!"
- Chief Wiggum: (at the bottom of a big hole) "NO, no, Dig UP Stupid!"
- Kent Brockman: "Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charge that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down 80%, while heavy sack beatings are up a shocking 900%."
- Homer: "Oh people can come up with statistics to prove anything Kent, forfty per cent of all people know that."
