Homer Goes to College/Quotes

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[At college, Homer's three nerd friends (Benjamin, Doug, and Gary (Nerd) have just been expelled.]

Benjamin: "Don't worry, Mr. Simpson. We can take care of ourselves."

(Snake comes up to them)

Snake: "Uh, wallet inspector."

Gary: "Oh, well. Here you go. [The nerds hand over their wallets.] I believe everything's in order."

Snake: "Whoah. I can't believe that worked!" [runs off with their wallets]

Homer: [seeing what happened] "Hey ... that's not the wallet inspector."

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[On being accepted to college, Homer burns his high school diploma, then dances around while the fire spreads.]

Homer: "I am so smart. I am so smart. I am so smart. S-M-R-T ... Uh, I mean S-M-A-R-T."